So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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