she was so not down for the gang bang
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
