we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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