So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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