I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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