i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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