Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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