I didn't shave. On purpose
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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