if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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