She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize