I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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