Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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