so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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