She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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