like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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