great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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