I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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