I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
