I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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