One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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