We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I fill condoms, not promises.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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