On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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