the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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