whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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