But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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