If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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