R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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