last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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