Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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