he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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