Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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