Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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