On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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