She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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