I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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