I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
