Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
