We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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