: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
this will be a night to untag.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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