Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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