why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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