He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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