is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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