Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
