using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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