Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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