How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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