He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Found your dick twin last night
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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