HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
