I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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