Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
All the doctor said was why
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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