Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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