Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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