i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize