She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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