He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
