Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
can u get pink eye on your cock?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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