you're like a bully in the Christmas story
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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